I fucking love New York.
Hi dudoy. High New York.
Girls wanting to get trashed? Trashy.
Maybe someone else will appreciate what I have to offer.
Breaking my bank bc Santa is too lazy.
Deicing a jet 30 ft up in the air as the sun rises over the mountains of Spokane, Washington. Who would’ve known…
Ny… Don’t disappoint me…
-Have you seen Billy Elliot? -No why? -Well… It’s about a boy who...– Me n T Brown Stainz
I have a Rudolph thong on right now.– Chief Master Sergeant
Who needs game when you have charm?
Hey! Wake up! Be here for me NOW!– Who else?
Well stop eating thyroids!– Chris Tucker
I’m fucking pissed. I just got a strong ass whiff of pandesal. I miss home.
It’s ok we’re exotic.– Ms. Unique
Deploy me already. I need the extra money.
Fuck you tumblr for making her worry!!
Dance with me. You’re the only one that knows how.– Gyeaaaaa
I’d jump in front of the L train for ya.
Don’t forget me I beg.– Adele
What’s up with guys wearing chokers and shells on their neck? Definitely needs to stop.