March 2011
31 posts
February 2011
59 posts
“Toto, where the fuck are we?”
– T. Brownstainz
The only country I ever want to hear is Carrie Underwood screaming my name.
Fuckyeahtaxreturn
Pretty hands and feet is a must.
Cudi is clutch as hell right now.
They call me the rug doctor.
“U heard about the gonzo? It’s when you put your balls on their eyes and...”
– Guy at the shop
jossofine:
ironmike:
Golfballs in my throat. Not the bidniss.
Dear LTV,
Maybe you should stop sucking on so many balls.
ILY.
Your LTV,
Josephine Stacey
Biggest brat I know.
Golfballs in my throat. Not the bidniss.
Norah Jones is a freak on the low.
I just got an email from brokers in my bulk folder.
“Stop spitting! You’re wasting porn lube!”
– Guy at he shop
“Would you rather be allergic to pussy or addicted to dick?”
– Another guy at the shop
There’s a lot of dumb mother fuckers out there.
“Long titty, no nipple havin ass bitch!!”
– Kevin Hart
Fuck having a six pack. Beer bellies show that you like to party.
Culver's Double Bacon Deluxe = SEX
No way… Was I THAT good?!?
