Toto, where the fuck are we?– T. Brownstainz
The only country I ever want to hear is Carrie Underwood screaming my name.
Pretty hands and feet is a must.
Cudi is clutch as hell right now.
They call me the rug doctor.
U heard about the gonzo? It’s when you put your balls on their eyes and...– Guy at the shop
jossofine: ironmike: Golfballs in my throat. Not the bidniss. Dear LTV, Maybe you should stop sucking on so many balls. ILY. Your LTV, Josephine Stacey Biggest brat I know.
Golfballs in my throat. Not the bidniss.
Norah Jones is a freak on the low.
I just got an email from brokers in my bulk folder.
Stop spitting! You’re wasting porn lube!– Guy at he shop
Would you rather be allergic to pussy or addicted to dick?– Another guy at the shop
There’s a lot of dumb mother fuckers out there.
Long titty, no nipple havin ass bitch!!– Kevin Hart
Fuck having a six pack. Beer bellies show that you like to party.
Culver's Double Bacon Deluxe = SEX
No way… Was I THAT good?!?